This is the weirdest dream ever!

...ain't no way it's real. I got a bar, and I'm eight years old. There's monsters and stuff too!

[Swinging his little fists for emphasis.]

Uh...if it is real... Anyone seen my friends? Aki's probably cryin' somewhere if he's stuck here.

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